STANDING ROOM

3 lovers.

The Catalyst, Mirador Ballerina, Speed or Armor.

A closest friend gifted me this verse long ago. I must admit I have only tried two of them. So, I’m paying it forward.

“How to make love stay: #1.
Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.”

“How to make love stay. #2.
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.”

“How to make love stay: #3.
“Wake up love in the middle of the night. Tell love the world is in fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be alright. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.”

Hand Carved plaster Sculptures made simply to occupy space.

By JasonKoharik, 2020.

Price
$3500

Size
5’5”- 6’